|1.||the C word|
It pains me to utter it because the FBI will probably investigate me for it, but the C word refers to "Christmas." Originally derived from the Roman Saturnalia (observed on the winter solstice) and still viewed by some as a pagan holiday, in 2005 it was made illegal to say this word when preceded by the word "merry." Also, according to federal law, if anyone now directs the dread term "Merry Christmas!" towards a non-Christian, the mandatory minimum punishment is 20 lumps of coal for Christmas, as well as castration (it is a sort of forced New Year's resolution that you will give up your sexuality, male or female). In accordance with the law, in 2005 President George W. Bush sent out "Christmas" cards which simply read "Happy Holidays!" This is now the official legal term for the time of year between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. Acceptable alternatives are "Merry Festivus!," "Yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza!," and "Happy Boxing Day!" (None of the three deal with religion, so they are legally acceptable now).
Christian Dude: "Have a very Merry Christmas!"
Baha'i Chick: "Oh my God, I can't believe you just said the C word to me! Isn't it obvious that I'm Baha'i? At least you could have said 'yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza' or 'happy holidays.' Jeez, this is like ten times worse than the time you called me a cunt! I'm gonna have to call the cops on you now, you know."
Christian Dude: "No, please, I didn't mean it! I don't want to be forced to make a New Year's resolution to lose my manhood!"
Baha'i Chick: "Oh grow up, no one keeps their New Year's resolutions anyway. Besides, you're Asian, so the new year doesn't come for like another month for you."
The word "commitment", another word you don't want to hear your girlfriend utter while dating. She will either say "I don't want to make a commitment" whereas you get dumped or "I want to make a commitment" whereas she wants you to dump your current wife. For the boyfriend to utter this word in such a way is a big no-no.
My girldfriend dropped the c-word last night.
|3.||the C word|
Refers to the most vulgar word in the english language; "cunt".
Dude 1:That S.O.B. called her the C word.
Dude 2:The Bastard!
Guy A: Yo man tha C-word issa racial slerr, ya heard doo.
Guy B: Very little of us "C-wordees" are offended by it, its just another of those failed terms used to degrate us.
A polite way to say what is probably the most offensive word in the English language, "cunt."
Jane: "Bob called me the c-word!"
Sally: "That cocksucker!"
C-NILE is the name of a UK London based rapper who is assossiated in UK Grime but is versatile in any kinds of genrers of music.These are rock,indie and heavy metal.Most may know of him for his multistyle talented vocal and the usage of archaic words in his lyrics.
He has just released the mixtape "Walking At Midnight"During the summer of 2006.There is a scheduale to release a second Mixtape next year.
Formally in the english lnguage the word "Senile" means ti have a mentall or personallty illness or disorderwhich is common in old age.C-NILE is taken from the uk rapper and from his namesake, Mr C-NILE(Another rapper but from the US)
An average Quake 3/Rocket Arena 3 clan who, due mainly to the time limitations that come with age and responsibility, are no longer the l33t players they may have once been. They play for the love of the game, and those brief moments whereby their former glory may be recaptured, even if only very briefly.
We play by our slogan "Putting the fun back in Gaming", since we offset our lack of eliteness by spouting witty remarks (whilst waiting to respawn).
We have a loose affiliation with the C-UNiT basketball team, since we were both created at about the same time in the same city, and with the same capitalisation, but, remarkably, completely independently.
C-UNiT, whilst being the obvious 'hiding in plain sight' of the C word, is also supposed to signify, in self-effacing style, that we are The B Grades B Grade, ie C Grade, and hence C-UNiT....
"C-UNiT? that bunch of randoms couldn't hit a barn if they were inside it"