| 1. | C.U.N.T | ||
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Abbreviation for C U Next Tuesday(/or Thursday)
(See You Next Tuesday/Thursday) *thanks for the lovely weekend. C.U.N.T
*no problem mate, same to you. |
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| 2. | C.U.N.T. | ||
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Cambridge United Noise Terrroists (C.U.N.T) is the collective term for all the sound systems in cambridge. A: was the rave good at the weekend?
B: Fucking awesome- C.U.N.T. were hot and it rained so they got a bit wet too. |
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| 3. | C.U.N.T. | ||
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usually used as "see you next tuesday" which sux ass (1).
S.U.N.T. (although people DO use 'c' as 'see', which is acceptable) It should be used as "Caring usual nineties type" for the one big benifit of you can use at any given time. (2) C.U.N.T. S.U.N.T. (1): You: "Haha! see you next tuesday"
Me: "Where are you going?" You: "Nowhere, I just called you a CUNT! LMAO!" Me: "No you just said goodbye to me and didn't walk away... see? groundless!" C.U.N.T. (2): You: "You're gay!" Me: "Yeah but you're just a caring usual nineties type." You: "Huh? I don't get it 'cos I'm an idiot and can't think outside the square." Me: "I know, I know." VICTORY |
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| 4. | c.u.n.t | ||
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The C.U.N.T (Cornwall United National Team), started as a small bad of chums in the late 90's who banded togrther at the beginning of the goth revolution.
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Though their numbers were small, they fought their very hardest to keep their wrist slitting foes at bay, while trying to deal with internal corruption and deceit within the leadership of the group. The 3 main fathers of the gang wer Dags, Wardo, and Coopsy. Dags was a strong believer in the Chav faith and a natural leader. It was all by himself that he kept the incoming recruits trained and ready for any Gothic reatalliation that may occur within the local and surrounding districts. A true leader within the ranks, his life and heroicness are still celebrated to this day. Wardo, unfortunately, due to his bisexualality, tuned into the Emo thoughs running through his head turned his back on the group. He lead a goth alliance throuth the wartorn streets of redruth for the epic battle of "hardcourt" in which 1400 goths wer slain in a bloody massacre. after his defeat Wardo robbed his fellow generals within the Emo Allianc and fled to Paraguay in 2003 with his underaged boy lover where he commits the crimes of paedofilia and piracy to make a living. Coopsy unfortuanatly died of a supected drug poisoning within 1 of his almighty spliffs. His life was celebrated by many C.U.N.T members by capturing and causing the "mass suicide of Park and Tanzys" in wich 600 Emos wer made to drink bleach. The C.U.N.T is still s... |
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| 5. | C.U.N.T. | ||
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Coins Under Notes Thanks When handed your change in a badly staffed supermarket chain, the sour faced till staff drops a receipt, a fiver that looks like it has been up his/her arse and then drops the coins uncaringly on top so as you are stuck with a ball of money and the inability to seperate them as your other hand is pre-occupied with your shopping.
Just say: "Coins Under Notes Thanks! That way I can keep the metal seperate from the paper just as most wallets allow.You fucking piece of tit shit" That way you can call them a C.U.N.T. without them knowing! And then punch their fucking teeth out of their sad moon face |
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| 6. | C.U.N.T.'s | ||
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Traveling folk, up to now have had to suffer the vile indignation of being called "Gypo's", "Didicido's", "Tinkers" and "Pikeys". This is both insulting and rude, not to mention racist! Given the "politically correct" society we now live in and to show that we embrace all cultures, it has been decided that the correct term to use is:- Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travelers, Acronym:- C.U.N.T.'s Boy looking out of the car window on family outying:-
Boy: "Look Mummy there's a set of C.U.N.T.'s parked up in that school sports field." Mummy: "Yes - and I'll bet the council will get them to move on as soon as they ask." Boy: "Will they leave all that mess?" Mummy: "No, they'll leave it spotless and take all that junk with them, just like the C.U.N.T.'s always do." |
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| 7. | C U Next Tuesday SUCKAA | ||
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Quite like c u next tuesday
except this is for calling someone a cuntsucker Joe "Well Guys, I'm off to work."
Monique "C U Next Tuesday Suckaa!" |
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