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buzz words 

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."
"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."
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buzzword orgy

The use of several buzzwords in a single sentence to make the idea being conveyed sound more important, or better than it actually is. Also useful when one needs to distract the listener from realizing that an effort was a complete failure.
Executive 1: Although it was not useful for this specific endeavor, by implementing a more robust system with increased functionality, users have the opportunity to make learning more interactive and engaging.

Executive 2: Loose the buzzword orgy and tell me the truth.

washington buzzards 

a slang term used to describe the Washington bullets/wizards franchise. It combines their new team name with the old to portray a very accurate description of the general state of the franchise.
Did you hear Lebron James dropped a triple double on the Washington Buzzards last night? They sure are pathetic!
washington buzzards by chrisdacraker February 23, 2010

psych buzzword bingo 

This describes the overuse of PSYCHOBABBLE terms by unqualified amateurs.
Saffron says that her narc, BPD SO with anger issues devalued her truth, l said "psych buzzword bingo!"

beach buzzards 

A Florida name for sea gulls.
Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.
beach buzzards by River hippie April 14, 2016

buzzword 

(n.) Ambigous word (often hyphenated) that is repeated over and over to win support for a cause. use of buzzwords is not exclusive to any side of the political spectrum, or any particular opinion on any matter.
media bias, fair and balanced, racist, the best, human rights, immoral, moral, homophobe, rightista, good old fashioned values, fascist.


the list is unexhaustive.
buzzword by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

buzzword bingo 

A game played between colleagues in a meeting who are only half-heartedly listening to the speaker. Words and/or business phrases are arranged in a traditional Bingo board fashion and inconsipicuously checked off as the speaker says them. Suggestions include: strategy, direction, "the way forward," collaborative, etc.
Me: "Hey, let's play buzzword bingo."
You: "Of course!"
Me: "Ok, I've got: global, expansion, cost-cutting, and strategy."
You: "Fine. I'll take layoffs, acquisition, growth model, and sync."
buzzword bingo by LondonMum January 28, 2014