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Buttwink 

A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.

To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.

This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.
As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.
Buttwink by Sensei Doug December 6, 2017
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buttoein 

the act of having a loved one stick their big toe up your ass, preferrably after a pedicure.
I can't wait to show my boyfriend my pedicure. He loves buttoein after i get my toes made up.
buttoein by gigiti March 26, 2010
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Buttwings 

Buttwings are small wings that can be found on the rear-end (butt) of something; they are generally found on non-existent things like Victini and anything that's free to buy.
Victini has a pretty prominent, but small pair of Buttwings that allow it to fly around and cheat the laws of physics.

Buttweiner 

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.
He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.
Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009

Buttwink 

When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".

Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).
I had to buttwink to pinch off that turd

Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.
Buttwink by Blackrose86 January 20, 2011

buttweenis 

'weenis' is the extra skin on your elbow
'butt' is your gluteus maximus, or for you idiots it's the ass
therefore when combined it is the extra skin on someones glutues maximus.
usually used when insulting someone or just complimenting them.
"you're a fuckin buttweenis!" or "wutssup buttweenis?"
buttweenis by Paloma M. November 20, 2006
a word to use while playing cod to sub in for fuckface or asskittens when ur not allowed to cuse
wow these buttwinky campers are pissing me off
buttwinky by sexestspongeballs April 4, 2011