Top Definition
An ointment applied to a noob's buttock to relieve pain when suffering from a severe ass kicking.
Noob 1: Ouch! I thought melee was the A button the whole time! LAWLZ. I totally got my ass kicked!
Noob 2: Here's some buttspread. Don't use a lot... I'm running low.

by Brenden Noll November 01, 2007

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