Buttpluggery 

A person who makes mindless corporate decisions in efforts to suck up to the boss to preserve their tenure at a company despite the impact of that decision on the business. A completely self centered decision maker.

That baffoon is constantly involved in corporate buttpluggery'

Buttpluggery by JS63 December 9, 2010

Redneck Buttplug 

The act of removing your dip and shoving it up someone's butt hole and proceeding to have anal sex. The saliva soaked tobacco acts as a stimulating lube.

Jimbob: "Hey Maryanne, thanks for letting me give you a redneck buttplug last night! I had the a nice tobacco buzz for hours!"

Redneck Buttplug by HoldMyD February 25, 2013

Put the cock before the buttplug 

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

Put the cock before the buttplug by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011

buttplugger

n. a slang term referring to one of the homosexual persuasion, usually applied when one happens to cut you off while walking or irritates you in any specific way.

Get the hell out of my way, Buttplugger!

buttplugger by C. M. March 29, 2005

Buttplug McGillicuddy 

A jolly fellow with a cork or other like objects lodged in the ass that causes a sharp and snuffy attitude.

Mr. Belvedere was the sit com version of a Buttplug McGillicuddy.

Buttplug McGillicuddy by RL Allen October 26, 2007

buttplug maestro

the master of the buttplug

Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."

buttplug maestro by TheKettleMan May 14, 2013

buttplug head

Someone who is so arrogant and self absorbed that it would seem they spend most of their time with their head shoved neatly up their own arse. Often with a butt plug shaped head and ridiculously small ears.

Andrew is such a buttplug head. He doesn't listen to anyone's ideas except his own.

buttplug head by Shittydick March 4, 2015