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buttons deep 

The level of how intoxicated (increasing or decreasing) one person is through a night. (usually following a certain number of actual buttons deep) As the person (male or female) becomes more intoxicated and comfortable, more shirt buttons are undone. Either to show cleavage or chest hair, the drinking person might think makes them look more appealing. Good for use in present or past tense.
"Look at E over there...she's 3 buttons deep!"
"Ya she's felling the effects of the booze."

or:
"Man you were trashed last night!"
"Yeah I know, I was 5 buttons deep."
buttons deep by themagichat January 3, 2009

Cummy Buttons 

Unintentional ejaculation caused by repeated stimulation of buttons on a shirt. Often happens in extra excited pre-penetration conditions of clothing removal
guy 1: I got some last night
guy 2: she said it was Cummy Buttons

guy 1: *runsaway* *cry*
Cummy Buttons by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

pushing buttons 

Pushing the emotion "buttons" on someone, most commonly anger/grief.

It implies that the pusher knows where the other person's buttons are, meaning, how to get at him. So button pushing is usually done after someone exposed himself as being passionate or angry about something in a situation, or the person is known well by the pusher.
"he's just pushing your buttons"

"she's just pushing buttons"
pushing buttons by allezhop May 4, 2016

Fudge Buttons 

Expression used in place of fuck, motherfucker, or other serious expletive; typically used in an environment with small children or short assholes.
Fudge buttons! I didn't bring any gluten free cupcakes for the celiac girl!
Fudge Buttons by TheHumanTarget August 4, 2016

Push buttons

v. - to push buttons

1. To deliberately irritate
2. To intentionally provoke another without reason
3. To wear away at the patience of someone until that person wants to
slap you
4. To capitalize on the emotional vulnerabilities of another
example: "Don't worry, chocolate doesn't make you fat," Mike said to
his slender but weight-conscious girlfriend.

buttonsloth 

A creature that lives in Innis, who, while sitting at Tim Horton's for at least 2 hours, spends all of the time slowly buttoning and unbuttoning up it's coat while staring into space.
It is not common to witness a buttonsloth drooling while performing this act.

Most buttonsloths are usually well dressed, apart from occasional sweatpants. When afraid, they make high pitched squeaky noises that remind you of elephant orgasm.
Yo, Look at Ramon, he's a buttonsloth! He's high as a m******fuker!
buttonsloth by MyLaundryIsDone February 6, 2012