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buttdicking 

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.
“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”
buttdicking by C. MURDER March 31, 2021
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button dick energy 

Button dick energy is opposite of big dick energy. It’s synonymous with short man syndrome when one tries to appear tall and they’re not.
That racist statement he made is Button Dick Energy, it makes him small.
button dick energy by King Yamayama February 15, 2023

button dick 

A word coined on the ShockTalk Internet Radio podcast where a guy has a penis that is so small that when not erect it looks like a button. Great word for penis humiliation!
Hey there sweetie, I just love your little button dick. Would you like me to give it a little tug?
button dick by Karin King December 29, 2007

Buttoncock

Having a cock so small and retracted that it is not even worthy of being referred to as a cock. Rather, it appears to be a one-holed button against the pubic region, with a very slightly pronounced rim that is the skin around the shaft. The actual bulb of the penis is sunken below this rim and appears to be no more than a fleshy button like that found on a sweater or shirt.
My friend SamERazar is such an unfortunate soul. The poor bastard can not get laid for being laughed at. Apparently his cock is so small that it hardly protrudes from his fat body. Sam therefore will be referred to from now on as Buttoncock.
Buttoncock by Evander Brandicci January 9, 2009

buttdick 

1) an insult seldomly used (typically used by a person devoid of a remotely clever comeback or a person scrambling for a comeback)
2) a silly, fatuous, and/or insipid word stated after drawing attention on oneself by way of the start of a profound/intellectual comment (used in a comedic or puckish fashion)
3) a way to address someone similar to saying "hey buddy", but rather, "hey buttdick"
4) a childish compilation of two curse words into one
5) a compound word used to annoy someone demaning respect from the user: "Hey mom, buttdick"
Example for definition::
1) "Well yea, well... you're a, buttdick"

2)"Symbolically, your plight and your quixotic expectations of a quick-fix to all your problems represent... BUTTDICK"
buttdick by informed nigga December 1, 2004

Butterdick 

Similar to butterface, describing a hot girl, except for the fact she has a dick.
Lady gaga, is both a butterface, and butterdick.
Butterdick by Ladida01 March 1, 2011

buttonfuck

1. To cause a software or hardware malfunction in an electronic device by pressing an unknown combination or sequence of buttons. Sometimes this can be caused by someone running their fingers across the buttons on the front of a device or just mashing the buttons.

2. To exercise proficiency in a particularly awkward method of entering data into an electronic device. For instance, using a Playstation 3 controller quickly enough to have a chat session or surf the web with ease. Another example would be using a cell phone without a full qwerty keyboard to text prolifically.
1. Todd buttonfucked the microwave now its stuck in the clock setting mode.

2. Doug, why don't you just marry your PS3 you buttonfuck that thing to death anyway.
buttonfuck by Winkworth May 16, 2011