buttbush 

When your actual asscrack between the two cheeks is intensely hairy.

Girlfriend: "Dude Conor you got one massive Buttbush going on there"

buttbush by Conor Quinn October 9, 2007

buttmusic 

Buttmusic, N. audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not necessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.

Rock's eye-watering, paint-peeling, buttmusic lead to a stampede among the Wal-Mart shoopers.

buttmusic by Rock Kowulz December 28, 2005

Buttussy

A rotten stinch that smells like a combo of ass and pussy

yo, them fitting rooms in burlington coat factory smell like buttussy!!

Buttussy by Jash198111 August 12, 2009

Dick Buttkiss 

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

Dick Butkus 

The greatest defensive player in NFL history. Butkus played linebacker for the Chicago Bears and won the Heisman trophy when he was in college. Probably his greatest accomplishment came when he was voted the greatest defensive player of the 20th century.

Dick Butkus favorite hobby..............
HITTING!!!!!!

Dick Butkus by Snick and Fsquirrel June 11, 2006

buttbuster 

large dick, usually on a gay guy who is top (like to fuck another guy)

my ass is so sore right now, this guy have a real buttbuster in his pants

buttbuster by stephane June 21, 2007

Buttpussy 

Noun- A human homosexual male's anus that is frequently penetrated and enjoyed by another gay man's penis. In male homosexual couples, the anus of the "receiver."

"Franz have you been cheating, your dick smells like another man's buttpussy?"

or

"That guy is so flamboyantly gay, you know he has a really loose buttpussy."

Buttpussy by scottg427 January 9, 2009