butterpersonality 

A female who is good-looking, but is a total bitch.

Note: BTW, coincidentally, I saw this term used somewhere else. Doesn't it happen pretty often that you think you were the first person to think of something where someone else had thought of it several years ago? :D

Guy No. 1: (points at hot girl) Isn't she hot?
Guy No. 2: She is hot, I gotta admit, but she is a total bitch.

Guy No. 1: Really? How'd ya say so?
Guy No. 2: Trust me, I was friends with her for a while. She's a total butterpersonality.

butterpersonality by aja675 November 15, 2011

buttpepper

1) A burning sensation of the anus regardless of cause, which can be many; diarrhea from spicy foods, anal sex, etc...

2) A person who is elevated in loathesomeness to the next level beyond being a pain in the ass such that now is more of a burning rectal sensation rather than merely a simple pain.

When I had the squirts last night it was a real buttpepper.

Sally had a buttpepper and didn't shit right for a week after the football game party.

Your mother has been a real buttpepper lately.

buttpepper by S Bishop July 9, 2006

Butt Keeper 

-noun
Position of power; a person that claims Butt Keeps on another human being

Eric: I can't believe how well Ryan is behaving today!
Keith: Yep! Ever since Shannon became his Butt Keeper, he's been generally jovial and obedient.

Butt Keeper by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009

buttreaper 

one who reaps sinister pleasure out of butts and the fucking of butts. may or may not be a catholic priest. usually has a fetish with young, voluptuous asses ripe for violating.

Don't go near that man wearing the black leather jumpsuit and black sunglasses. He is a known buttreaper, the most feared member of the Catholic Church.

buttreaper by i swear to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005

buttweeder 

A cosmetician who specializes in completely removing hair from the pubic and butt-crack region, also known as performing a brazilian wax.

Susie prepared for her hot date with a manicure and a visit to the buttweeder.

buttweeder by Makooka December 20, 2010

beatkeeper 

(aka "the hype-min") One who keeps the beat while the DJ is busy doing the following: mixing, drinking, smoking, dancing, going buck, uncle buck, crazy buck, n*gga buck, etc. swag.

Dude: "Wow DJ Staxxx this party is out of control, how do you manage to spin that shit so nice doe?"

DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"

beatkeeper by DJSTAX November 14, 2011

batkeeper

A member of the underground sex trade, commonly referred as a pimp, that only contracts with male prostitutes.

Hey, have you been to Portland, they have some really good batkeepers to work for.

batkeeper by Fubia April 6, 2018