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A turd that is cleverly concealed under the butter in the fridge through having melted the butter onto the turd. A Butturd is usually concocted as a revenge scheme.

Term coined by: brict
1. "He microwaved the butter. Then poured the melted butter into a bowl. Then shat in the butter carton. Then poured in the melted butter, and let the butturd set in the fridge. Then left." - zalifer

2. "I can't believe it's not butter" -- HOLY SHIT! IT'S A BUTTURD!
Butturd by Omarei August 20, 2011

Butterdick 

Similar to butterface, describing a hot girl, except for the fact she has a dick.
Lady gaga, is both a butterface, and butterdick.
Butterdick by Ladida01 March 1, 2011
Did you see Nicholas get totally “buttied” today
Buttied by Suddos ma May 26, 2021

Butterdouche

A butterdouche is a backstabbing, grass who is both slimy like butter and a douche like a douche. A butterdouche can also be used as a simple cuss word for a bellend.
I can't believe he grassed me up to the boss, what a fucking butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.
Butterdouche by barry balzac March 14, 2011

Butterdick 

That feeling when you're higher than Seth Rogan on 4/20 and your girl is riding you and you can only dead fish on the bed because your dick feels like it's a stick of butter that was microwaved for 10-15 seconds
Guys I had the best sex ever last night. She was on top and I had butterdick until I finished.
Butterdick by Goterps6969 November 13, 2017

Butterdoor 

Jordan likes to keep her butterdoor clean for work.
Butterdoor by Buttertroll June 26, 2010