buttholstering 

the willful retention of noxious emissions from the butthole, or the habit of refraining from farting.

The female sex suffers a much greater risk for spontaneous combustion due to their predisposition to buttholstering.

buttholstering by tblank January 9, 2010

Buttmolested 

being molested...in the butt

Gerald got buttmolested.

Buttmolested by Furiousbuster June 9, 2015

buttholesfordan 

Buttholes fuel Dan, Dan lives for the hole.

Buttholesfordan

buttholesfordan by Buttholesfordan October 10, 2020

buttholesurfer 

1. A band

2. A cute, common insult used jokingly towards friends or someone you like. It's better than using something inappropriate where people might ACTUALLY get offended.

"You texted me in the middle of English! Buttholesurfer, my teacher got mad at me.."

buttholesurfer by jittle January 24, 2009

ButtHoleSurfer 

A name given to someone when they are stating the fucking truth or just damn logic, a ButtHoleSurfer can also be used in moments when you are about to be humiliated and need a way to confuse people and give you time to get out of that hell hole of a situation.

Will: question twenty four was the stoma—
Donald: WILL STOP BEING A ButtHoleSurfer AND DO YOUR OWN DAMN PAPER!

ButtHoleSurfer by BigDaddyDonny October 10, 2019

buttlester

A person who molests butts. A person who has an uncontrollable urge to touch, grab, pinch, slap, or caress butts.

Girl #1: did that guy just touch your butt?
Girl #2: yeah, he's a well known buttlester

buttlester by Pitrack01 August 10, 2015