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1. Jailhouse C-Section
Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.

All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.
2. Duffed
Verb (past tense) : The act of being penetrated in one's anus by sac encased male genitalia. Often leads to a tearing of the inner anus, causing the need for stitches. Causes sticky situations when the Duffer has to tell the Duffee's parents.
"Man, my butthole hurts! I really got Duffed last night!"
3. Jailhouse C-section
While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.
Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."

Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
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