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buttfucked in the mouth 

Unfortunately, Ohio State got buttfucked in the mouth by USC.

buttfacebookdial 

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

buttface 

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
buttface by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016

buttfucked 

1 to have anal sex
2 to be in trouble
1 i buttfucked her/him so hard last night
2 oh great, we're so buttfucked

buttface walrus 

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3
buttface walrus by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009

beluga buttface 

A very ugly person with a face similar to the anus of a beluga
"Ron Jeremy may have a huge dick, but he's totally a beluga buttface!"
beluga buttface by The Replicator December 20, 2014