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a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.
She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.
by Steve January 12, 2005
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an outcry of displeasure uttered by a gay man or just a very feminine man
gay man drops a plate and then says "Oh butternuts"
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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A Butter Nut is someone who likes to do your bitchwork for you.

The name comes from Tom , the ORIGINAL BUTTER NUTS
"Hey you going to get that shit?"
"Nah, it was snowing a little, so i sent Butter Nut(s)"
"haha, what a fucking bitch"
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A man who cannot keep his load, or, in other words, cums too soon.
April: "Last night I had sex with Charles, it ended too fast.."

Janis: "Wow, he's such a butternut."
by Lady Missy May 07, 2010
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To describe a hot chick that is actually a dude.
That chick is hot, butter nuts.
by Blue footed pig March 06, 2008
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a man or woman you find sexually attractive, ie or hot
"Man, that guy's a total butternut!" - Steph
"You're my butternut!" - Tricia
by College Butternut September 20, 2011
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to have nuts {testicles} that melt in your mouth like butter.
by thelovenest August 17, 2010
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