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Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
by da_sauce April 17, 2008
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Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.
"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy
by Erzebetmen December 25, 2008
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Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
by CrzyJoker December 11, 2010
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When you are having sex and you beat her ass cheeks until they turn red and then get burnt to a crisp, then you start to cum on her cheeks and rub it around with your hands, finally licking it all up and gobbling it down
Friend: it was crazy last night
You: I know, I ate some buttered toast !!!
by Ninjassassin109 April 01, 2016
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Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
by groddie shit June 02, 2007
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Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
by groddie shit June 02, 2007
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