Bingley Butcher 

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.

That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch

Bingley Butcher by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Butthersia 

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.

Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013

The lamb ate the butcher! 

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.

Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

The lamb ate the butcher! by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

buttcheek on a stick 

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.

Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

buttcheek on a stick by maiapond June 20, 2016

Slap the Butcher 

A game that teaches the idea of possession in theater. One person creeps around the circle looking for someone to give the meat to. When he/she places the meat behind the chosen individual, he/she yells SLAP THE BUTCHER. The person with the meat then chases the butcher and tries to slap him/her. It is played in Drama classes around the world.

Me: We played an amazing game of Slap the Butcher in Mr. G's class today.

Slap the Butcher by Gregory "Helen" Greggson January 20, 2009

fancy a butcher's

Comes from cockney rhyming English, the street slang of 18 century London crooks. Fancy a look? look rhymes with (butchers) hook.

I've some stereos. Fancy a butchers, me ol china?

fancy a butcher's by Hermes January 15, 2005

spread butcher 

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield

"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."

spread butcher by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020