buttwumpus 

n. A person SO lazy, they think having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.

"You can 'just sit there' at the club, too, but at least there you'll get a lap dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"

buttwumpus by Zotmeister August 10, 2008

Buttfumble 

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.

Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.

Buttfumble by KRHimself December 30, 2012

buttbuddyvone 

A shifty and often shady asian male (female is buttbuddyvona). Buttbuddyvone often has a poor grasp of the English language, particularly plurals. His whereabouts are difficult to pin down, though he may be making the errand or hunting for sideways vaginas.

Buttbuddyvone, you are a shifty, shady little bastard.

buttbuddyvone by AsianLvr8 May 3, 2006

buttbuttinate 

The word "assassinate" after it has been mangled by a particularly stupid censor.

It is a shame we still aren't sure who buttbuttinated JFK. He was in a clbutt of his own.

buttbuttinate by thegoober October 28, 2008

buttbush 

When your actual asscrack between the two cheeks is intensely hairy.

Girlfriend: "Dude Conor you got one massive Buttbush going on there"

buttbush by Conor Quinn October 9, 2007

buttpumperstein 

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.

Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

buttpumperstein by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019

buttbuster 

large dick, usually on a gay guy who is top (like to fuck another guy)

my ass is so sore right now, this guy have a real buttbuster in his pants

buttbuster by stephane June 21, 2007