bumbandit 

ring stinger, driller for vegemite, turd tapper

if your dad was a bumbandit, you'd never have been born, you useless turd tapper!

bumbandit by sisko the brave May 12, 2003

buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

butt bandit 

a small asian man who runs around and pulls his pants down and puts his ass on things. As he does this he then proceeds to yell out the name of the object in which his butt cheeks are grazing.

"Ahh my ass un key boad"
"Ahh my ass un yo compua"

butt bandit by chaouwdtieey August 15, 2003

butt bandit 

A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.

"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.

butt bandit by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

bumbandit 

Lovells trainee from somewhere like Haywards Heath with a penchant for lifting shirts and blowing little boys.

See that Lovells trainee outside that Roman Catholic boys school - what a bumbandit!

bumbandit by Alfonso-Adolfo-San (bowing) October 22, 2004

butt bandit 

A person who steals cigarette butts out of public ashtrays and smokes them. They are usually very sneaky and attempt to do it when no one is watching to avoid the embarrassment of being caught doing something so profoundly disgusting. Butt bandits are usually the very poor and the underage.

I remember I left a half smoked cigarette in the ashtray outside of work on my last break and now it's gone. It must have been stolen by a butt bandit.

butt bandit by 03specv December 21, 2010

buttbonding 

what you get when you don't fart for an uncomfortably long time and then you leak a real flabby one.

tanner unleashed his daily buttbonding and proceeded to be showered with farthate from everybody in the zumba class.

buttbonding by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009