If you have a pair of nuts hanging out of your ass, then you have buttballscides. If you have buttballsides, you should kill yourself now because everyone hates you, and theres no cure.
*A couple is having sex for the first time*
Girl: why are there balls hanging out of your ass?
Dude: Oh...That...Thats nothing!
Girl: wait a sec... do you have buttballscides ?!?!
Dude: I Swear I don't!!! baby I love you!!
Girl: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!