play-do butt fries 

the effect of not wipeing properly resulting in the glueing of butt hairs across one's anus, causing the next bowel movement to be sliced into play-do-fun factory french fries.

"Hey Nick why were you in the bathroom so long?"

"I was cleaning out my fun-factory"

"ohh so you have play-do butt fries"

play-do butt fries by dahole May 19, 2009

Play it by butt 

When you have a butt injury or a sore butt and you are unable to make definite plans because you are unsure what the degree of pain will be like at the time of the plans.

"Thanks for inviting me to go to Yoga with you in the morning but I'm not sure, I'll have to play it by butt."
(note: can be applied to any body part i.e. play it by arm, play it by neck, play it by groin, etc.)

Play it by butt by New Default Productions August 8, 2010

Buttplay Bubba 

1. A submissive domantrix target
2. a victim of bullying

3. a member of fat chicks the requiem
4. nicki minaj stan

Buttplay Bubba pushed me over and then spat on me and called me a filthy slag.

Buttplay Bubba by dinglemyberry October 20, 2022

buttplay 

the use of the anal orifice in sexual gratification, whether through the use of a male penis, a vibrator, or beads (regular or vibrating)

Snoopy G loves a little buttplay.

buttplay by Duckie Wuckie November 8, 2005

buttplay 

Bureaucratic fuckery so objectively severe and/or pervasive that it prohibits the accomplishment of anything of intrinsic intellectual, artistic, or moral worth.

The university's faculty were dismayed to encounter such a high degree of buttplay so early into the new dean's appointment.

buttplay by WirArmeLeut August 28, 2020

buttplay 

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

buttplay by Jack May 17, 2004

English buttplay 

When phenomenal conversation in a bar leads to the feeling of a real connection but once you get back to the hotel room things get weird. He asks you to locate your strap on but you unfortunately forgot yours, so you regrettably end up with several fingers in his fanny while pleasures himself. You hate yourself because of how much you enjoy it.. This won't be you're last time.

English buttplay is a result of being unprepared and leaves you with dirty fingers and less dirty sheets

English buttplay by Big_loges June 21, 2016