An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a
lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from
real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-
respect, and life goals.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big
nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and
fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really
fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.