butt captain 

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

butt captain by ktrane June 18, 2004

Butt Cape 

A long flowing cape worn around the hips, and flows down past the knees.

Guy: Wow! Yuna from Final Fantasy X-2 has a great butt cape!

Butt Cape by anonymous_weirdos January 18, 2009

butt capping

Butt Capping or just 'cappin

When doing it doggie-style, pulling out of your partner and attempting to blast equal amounts of semen on each butt cheek.

"Mary will never get pregnant!"
"Why?"
"Because she's totally into

Butt Capping!"

butt capping by scrappington2 September 11, 2014

shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder

gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

shit shoving butt captain by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006

captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies

As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

captain of the butt brigade by Alex August 9, 2003

Buttcape 

A cape or cloth covering the rear end of a man or woman. If there is cloth on either or both sides of the hips, it would not be considered a butt cape, but a skirt with half of it cut off or just a plain old skirt.

Chun Li from Street Fighter really owns that buttcape look! Good for her!

Buttcape by Cliffmightbeachair November 28, 2015

Buttcap 

See Asshat. A smaller version of an Asshat, not quite as arrogant as an Asshat, but arrogant enough to wear their ass as a hat with nobody noticing

Look at that knob, he's a total Buttcap.

Buttcap by Gad_1992 October 1, 2008