Butt Boarding 

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.

Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.

Butt Boarding by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Buttboar 

The equivalent to a butt-whore but this is in reference to girls from Arkansas. S

Man that arkansas razorback girl is a huge buttboar.

Buttboar by Gree Hax April 30, 2009

buttbeard 

While most male human rear ends have a substantial amount of butt hair, female humans rear ends tend toward a limited amount of hair in that general region of the human body. A friend was telling a story about a night when one of my friends took a beer can label and presented the label on his undressed rear end to a group of friends. I began thinking that a label of that size would tend to remove hair from where the label was placed on the buttocks.

I thought, “What would a person call a buttocks with copious amounts of hair?”

I derived the word “Buttbeard,” which is a noun and a name for very hairy buttocks.

An example of usage might be, “Jonny had such a hairy buttock that his friends alluded to it as his, “buttbeard.” Or, “John knew that to keep his wife happy, he would need to maintain his “buttbeard effectively.” Or, “Proper grooming of an unruly “buttbeard” always supports marital relations.

buttbeard by allanrd61 June 2, 2024