butt beans 

Canned beans that make the room smell like butt when you open them. These are particularly bad if they are "organic" or "rice and beans" in a can.

Roommate 1:"Hey, why does the kitchen smell like butt?"
Roommate 2: "I just bought these organic beans in can from Oregon, they're progressive... want some?"
Roommate 1: "Why would I eat butt beans?"

butt beans by Mississippi Fireant July 13, 2014

buttbeads

n., large beads made of plastic or ceramic that are inserted in the anus and pulled out for sexual stimulation

Joe pulled the buttbeads right out of his ass in front of all his siblings!

buttbeads by Danny C. December 5, 2002

buttbeast 

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......

The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......

buttbeast by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

buttybeads 

Beads that one butters up and puts up there partners rectum.

Yeehaw, honey grabs those buttybeads and grease them up.

buttybeads by Cgsgray November 29, 2015