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when a man fucks a women in the ass and punches her in the head witch makes her pucker up and he rips his dick out and her ass hole is inside out =(
butt trumpet
by johnybobonny October 30, 2009
 
1.
Severus Snape
Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::
by litchick48 July 26, 2010
 
2.
thunderous flatulence
the butt trumpets heralded the arrival of the chocolate thunder god, Flatular!!
by dukey February 16, 2004
 
3.
A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.
"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."
by Malcolm Nicoll March 18, 2006
 
4.
Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.
My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.
by rrrwethereyet May 19, 2011
 
5.
Obnoxious punk rock band, founded in Los Angeles in 1991.
Did you hear that offensive Butt Trumpet song?
by Klark March 14, 2007
 
6.
VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.
I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.
by habanaro May 26, 2010
 
7.
A trombone played by someone who is no longer in a high school marching band.
John loves to play his butt trumpet for his dinner guest.
by mama December 10, 2003