a butt sprinkler occurs approximately 314 minutes after consuming spicy, or an otherwise dangerous food. it takes place when a human lacks the ability to control their grasps onto the toilet and instead must stand up in an L shape, wrenching their midsection with their arms. to deal with sizable flow out of the butthole and onto the stalls, the L shaped human spews feces all over the floor and ceiling of the restroom, leaving the white bathroom colored walls, your favorite shade of olive, mustard or mousse
yo, i was walking into the girls bathroom today, and there was diarrhea all over the walls. some girl got butt sprinkler today. poor mike is going to have to clean it all up.
by raffeeki September 16, 2010