| 1. | monkey butt | ||
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The geasy spulge left in your ass after shitting, if not wiped properly. It can sometimes occur even after a thorough wiping because occasionally your rectum may seep. Warm and humid weather may also intensify this harsh reality. After taking a growler, I realized i had a bad case of monkey butt on the par three 5th. There was no outhouse around!
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| 2. | SAS Failure | ||
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Shit Air Separator failed to release (only) a fart. Person on the edge of diarrhea, who attempts to fart, but manages to foul their underpants. I only wanted to fart, but suffered a SAS failure.
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| 3. | brown nile | ||
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the act of peeing in a womans anus, causing a muddy warm sensation to seep down her crack of her anus, then to proceed down into gouchville i gave your mom the brown nile.
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| 4. | snow dragon | ||
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the act of placing your hand gently over a girl's mouth and punching her in the stomach after she has given you head and you have jizzed all up in her grill. This causes the jizz to seep out of her nose like a dragon who snorts snow. "Man, Shelly was so pissed when I gave her the 'ol snow dragon."
"I'd be pissed too if you made me look like Whitney Houston!" (by the way, Whitney Houston had/has a cocaine addiction hardee har harr) |
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| 5. | Anal Leash | ||
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People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree. -Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking?? -I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that. -I don't. |
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| 6. | Bung Water | ||
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A thin, viscous substance similar to dirty water that seeps from one's bleeding asshole. Bung water is water contaminated from gastric fluid built up over years of unhealthy digestion. A person who suffers from bung water seepage is completely worthless, but can save themselves if they fashion themselves a bum cover from silk. Philip: "Hey dude my bung is super leaky and wet lately."
Sam "That is called bung water, you're fucked." Philip "Ah dude can i borrow your bum cover?" Sam " FO SHO!" |
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| 7. | Brosmer | ||
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the act of going to the restroom with the sole intention of urinating only to find that in one sudden but unfortunate turn of events a small but significant amount of feces escapes from the rectum, while terrified and searching for an answer you panic only to notice the feces continuing to seep from within like crude oil from the breach of a wrecked tanker in the North Atlantic, mocking you as it slithers down your leg. (typically occurring after a large amount of hot wings and beer at a local watering hole) Dude, I totally pulled a Brosmer last night at the bar. God, I hope no one finds out but it was a close game and I didnt want to leave so I trashed my boxers, wiped up the remains, and went back to watch the rest of the game with the guys.
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