|1.||shit shoving butt captain|
A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle
a rump wrestler with energy
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder
gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!
The term "Butt Smegma" dates back a few hundred years. Butt Smegma is a cheesy-like curd that gathers between butt cheeks, where light cannot gather. It can be caused by hostile gases in a confined area, old lunch and moist hair. Even bad news has been found to cause Butt Smegma. This moist layer of tangible smell is salty to the taste and is not latex based. It cannot be washed off. It must be mechanically removed by a scraping action, such as the edge of a new credit card, driver's license or well cared-for front teeth.
Randy told Kelly that the spot at the lower rear of his trousers looked like (say it with me) "Butt Smegma".
A form a butt-picking. Usually done with your thumb.
Eww. I saw you GIHOONING Marko last night.
1. A person whom likes the taste of feces
2. A person whom prefers an alternitive toungue scraper
"Ewww Tobian! You use pubic hair instead of floss?! Dude, youre a butt muncher!"
To accidentally lick the females asshole while in the act of 69ing.
Dude, I licked a bit too high today and ended up fudge scraping Debra.
When someone is guilty of being a sicophant he or she is unnecessarily bigging up another person. This butt-creeping is seriously over-egged and superfluous!
E.G; Oh my God! You are just the most beautiful woman/ have the largest cock in the entire world!
You are just sooooooo talented!
Sicophant should trail behind the object of veneration scraping, grovelling and licking arse.
When someone grows there toenails out for six months and then proceeds to shove it in your asshole
also known as monkeys paw, nine inch nails, hammer toe
"Dude Breezy gave me a Trolls Foot yesterday. I got like 32 stitches!"