A slightly homosexual form of anal sex, (See Anal Sex). It usually ends up in some form of anal pleasuring or anal fondling.
Aaron: I was giving her a good helping of butt shmex and she loved it.
Matt: Oh yea! Thats fucking hot (sarcastically said).
Chris: Thats fucked up. (Blunt comment)
1. Another term for a shit sandwich
2. A small city in southwestern Michigan where instead of exchanging currency for goods, they exchange the act of pleasuring the butthole.
"Man, I had to eat a dowagiac to cover up for Tim's mistake"
"Welcome to Dowagiac. Home of the Butt Touchers"
The act of pleasuring a lady doggystyle, pulling out and quickly shoving your dick in her ass without warning or lube. This make all of her limbs jet out like a "starfish".
I gave that ho from the bar last night the starfish when I was done with her. She cried for an hour then kicked me out when she got the strength.
A finger or fingers forcefully inserted into the anus of another. Can be used for pleasuring or as a threat. No lube neccesary.
"what the fuck you say? Don't make me give you the culo finger!"
Is a machine that contains a vibrating dildo and/or anal pleasuring devices, that are strapped on to the user.
Joey strapped on his mogar before he enjoyed the porn movie
Betty strapped on her mogar before she went to bed
Pleasuring a partner (preferably female) anally while placing
your hands on opposite ass cheeks in criss-cross fashion
Guy #1:Did you see how Celia was walking today?
Guy #2:Yeah looks like Big Jim introduced her to Mr. Fabio last night!
A textured silicon glove, designed specifically for male self-pleasuring. Optional grip pads available for alternate sensations.
Rupert, what have you been doing? - you look exhausted?
Rupert N: I have been testing the loveglove (C) - my latest invention. Coupled with a vibrating butt-plug it can arouse you to peaks that were not previously thought possible. 9 out of 10 owners said that their cats preferred it.