Top Definition
The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.
<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

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