However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"
Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"
But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
shit ton buttload amounticus grandicus
it's warm in here, probably because there's a butt load of butts in here