Diarrhea. Not just your average diarrhea either. This is the kind that explodes out of your ass and leaves your butthole chapped for the next few days. It is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. This is as bad as it gets.
I ate at Denny's tonight. I think I am going to have the worst butt lava tomorrow. I better take some imdodium.