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Pronounced "bottle". Acronym for "Butt On The Line". This is the person that has the responsibility for a particular job, such as a business project or getting tickets to the big game. Repercussions for not coming through when you have been designated the BOTL for something can be anything from being fired from your job to a severe ass-kicking. "Who's my BOTL for the Johnson account? Get him in here and he better have a good explanation for this fiasco."
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| 30. | finishing move | ||
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A maneuver used at the end of a fight, after your opponent has been weakened into submission, designed to kill the opponent.
(Derived from the original Mortal Kombat game, as another way of saying "fatality.") 1. Oh, Sub Zero's finishing move is tight, yo!
2. After knocking a homeless man down and kicking his lungs in for several minutes, I unleased my finishing move on him and shot him in the face with a pistol. |
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| 31. | buttspread | ||
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An ointment applied to a noob's buttock to relieve pain when suffering from a severe ass kicking. Noob 1: Ouch! I thought melee was the A button the whole time! LAWLZ. I totally got my ass kicked!
Noob 2: Here's some buttspread. Don't use a lot... I'm running low. |
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| 32. | kick a ski | ||
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to smoke a cigarette.
short for kicking back and smoking a buttski obviously buttski came from brewski since cigarettes and beer go hand in hand. or 1 in each hand at the same time that is! while sitting in a nonsmoking bar: "yo you wanna go kick a ski?"
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| 33. | Secretary of Offense | ||
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Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President. Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
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| 34. | Department of Kicking Butt | ||
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Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President. Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
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| 35. | The Trooper | ||
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A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.
This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit. The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.
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