The tissue paper thing shaped like a toilet seat that is in a public bathroom that you cover the toilet seat with to prevent your butt from touching it
Other guy: we’re almost home can’t you wait?
Guy that needs to take shit: NO!!!!
Other guy: ok we’ll stop here.
Guy that needs to take shit: this place is dirty I can’t poop here.
Other guy: well it’s here or you have to wait to we get home! Just out a few buttgaskets on the toilet seat and then sit down.