Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
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