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Natural accurance among females on their period. Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina. Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc... examples - coughing, laughing, gasping Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows "Don't make me laugh or i'll shoot clumps!!!"
"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough. |
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| 2. | butt-nut | ||
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the clumps of human excrement found on arse hairs. they cling to the hairs forming clumps,known as butt nuts. they occur when the bumhole has not been properly wiped with toilet paper. oh no i have got a load of dried shit around my arse, they are sticking to my arse hairs. i hate butt-nuts!
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| 3. | scungin | ||
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Scungins are the little clumps of wet toilet paper that stick to the hair around your asshole. It often takes a strong shower to dislodge them. When she assumed the doggy style position, I was disgusted to see that her asshole was littered by a number of scungins.
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| 4. | langhoff | ||
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LAH-ng-HOFF
Small clumps of fecal matter encrusted in fur or hair, normally in the shape of a ball or flattened oval around an animal's anus. Plural form: langhoffs "Dude, your dog has a major langhoff dangling."
"The hind hair of a sheep is normally discarded due to extreme langhoffs." |
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| 5. | Grundle Bunnies | ||
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Clumps of poop that get caught in your butt hair if one does not wipe well after pooping, usually causing an itchy sensation that screams "I NEED TO SHOWER......NOW." "Damn dude, I need some scizzors to cut out these gigantic grundle bunnies so it does not itch anymore."
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| 6. | under cheese | ||
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Any random substance that gets trapped in the hair located in between your ass crack and genitals. These substances build up over time and create small yellowish clumps. Hence the name under cheese. Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.
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| 7. | jewlocks | ||
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Dreadlocks on the head of a dirty Jew. Dirty stinky hair braided into large clumps. Gage: Dude, I am totally getting some jewlocks tommorow. I am getting my Mexican Butt Buddy Jose Gonzalas to do them for me.
John: Fag!!! JEW!!! |
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