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verb to frequently and consistently miss scheduled appointments (including work for long durations) with little to no notice, often accompanied by outlandish or insufficient reasoning.
Doctor: "I had to drop the patient. He kept butnering his appointments. Seriously, not even a phone call to cancel."
Lazy Worker Bro: "I just scored a two week vacation in Cancún! I'll just butner work and it's party time! I'll make up something like an dental problem if they ask when I get back."
Boss: "He's fired for pulling a month long no-call/no-show." HR Rep:" I've never seen someone butner that long!"
butner by UnofficialButTrue January 25, 2017
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Batnerd is a(Vietnamese) person who knows everything, especially about guns and DC he is also a very good mod in Slyfers server
If you do not know the answer just call Batnerd!
Batnerd by piyya January 16, 2021

Butterdick 

Similar to butterface, describing a hot girl, except for the fact she has a dick.
Lady gaga, is both a butterface, and butterdick.
Butterdick by Ladida01 March 1, 2011
To be Butlerd is to be defeated so brutally, so intensely, that that to be pwnzrd is an understatement. This only ever happens when Will Butler defeats someone.
Person A: Aaww man that Will Butler guy is so good at Warcraft 3! He destroyed me!
Person B: Dude, your wrong..
Person A: What? You mean I didn't lose that bad?
Person B: Dude you got Butlerd..
Butlerd by InTheMist November 27, 2009

allison butner 

The girl who is braiding my hair rn
Allison Butner is braiding my hair.

Butterdouche

A butterdouche is a backstabbing, grass who is both slimy like butter and a douche like a douche. A butterdouche can also be used as a simple cuss word for a bellend.
I can't believe he grassed me up to the boss, what a fucking butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.
Butterdouche by barry balzac March 14, 2011

Butterdick 

That feeling when you're higher than Seth Rogan on 4/20 and your girl is riding you and you can only dead fish on the bed because your dick feels like it's a stick of butter that was microwaved for 10-15 seconds
Guys I had the best sex ever last night. She was on top and I had butterdick until I finished.
Butterdick by Goterps6969 November 13, 2017