Bingley Butcher

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.

That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch

Bingley Butcher by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

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The lamb ate the butcher!

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.

Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

The lamb ate the butcher! by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

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buthter

to convert confabulatory toom drackets to sentence mix drivers. Usually using techniques such as bungle locking, greenmailing, contympanal bugsplatting and volunteerial ridge defining.

Casual - Hey Lucas, watch me buthter!

Formal - Hello Mr. Nitler, my son didn't mean to be the buthter of the bunch. please unexpel him!

Gossip - Maxwell has been so buthter lately!

Situational - Stuart and I are practicing our contympanal bugsplatting for the toom dracket sentence mix competition down Splart Street. Wanna join in? We need another member!

buthter by bunguloj December 27, 2020

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Slap the Butcher

A game that teaches the idea of possession in theater. One person creeps around the circle looking for someone to give the meat to. When he/she places the meat behind the chosen individual, he/she yells SLAP THE BUTCHER. The person with the meat then chases the butcher and tries to slap him/her. It is played in Drama classes around the world.

Me: We played an amazing game of Slap the Butcher in Mr. G's class today.

Slap the Butcher by Gregory "Helen" Greggson January 20, 2009