| 1. | sad but true | ||
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(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies. Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.
Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich. |
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| 2. | sell-out | ||
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someone who says something, but does the other. for instance, jessica simpson- she says that she would never go on a low-carb diet and loves her curves, yet is shown on the cover of us weekly with a bikini showing her ribs. she says she promotes loving her body but does the opposite
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| 3. | you WOULD | ||
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an extremely anoying phrase meaning "that is very typical of you". commonly seen following the equally agitating expression "but really".it is a well-known fact that you cannot win a logical battle with the "you WOULD" person. the only known comeback to "you WOULD" is "i DID", but does not sufficiently bring down the person. you must emphasize "WOULD" or it loses meaning and sense completely. person- "omg i totally forgot we had a huge test today!"
idiot- "you WOULD forget we had a huge test today." person- "i DID forget." idiot- "but really." |
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| 4. | Does your phone do this... | ||
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A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone! Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence> Geoff: "What?" Geoff: "Hello...?" Geoff: "Helloooo...?" Geoff: "Bi-atch!!" |
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| 5. | Video Parasite | ||
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A video parasite is a person who creates videos, but does not post any on his/her own channel. Instead they will post them on other peoples channel. INA5 makes videos, but does not post them on his channel MrINA5,
instead he posts them on other peoples channels: DrunkSeryth and bubblecube1 therefore he is a Video Parasite |
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| 6. | Flamar | ||
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One who disclaims innocence but does however claim to be innercent of all wrong doing. You know she is such a Flamar, how can one not help but appreciate it?
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anonymous
Feb 10, 2003
add a video
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| 7. | slut | ||
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there can be 2 definitions: one negative, the other positive...
1. a girl who has sex but does not enjoy it, who is used by guys and lets them do it. She does not have the self respect to make them stop. 2. a girl who likes sex, so she does it. She probably is not in a relationship, and she equalizes herself to guys by treating sex the same way they do. The difference between the two examples of what society labels as "sluts" is that one has self respect, the other does not. No one should be called a slut anyway, especially when the name "slut" is a purely judgemental and stereotypical one, and no one really knows the real story behind it all, which is pretty much always the case. "She has sex...therefore she must be a slut."
I completely disagree with that, but thats how society sees it. |
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