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1. spurt
getting so excited in pants(usually a male) that you ejaculate.
JOhnny was about to spurt when he saw Gina walk around the corner in that skirt.
2. Bust a nut
When one, usually with little impulse control, cannot help himself hold back cumming. When a guy jerks off and then ejaculates, usually in a short period of time, having been highly aroused.
I was so horny, I couldn't help but bust a nut in my pants, while looking at that hot chick.
3. Jean Job
A hand job alternative where a barrier exists between the penis and the hand, most commonly a demin material. Given in scenerios where the woman is not willing to fondle the male genitalia or done as a public solution to sexual frustration.
That bitch didn't even jerk me off, all i got was a stupid jean job.

I had to bust in my pants during class
4. Bust-a-nut-itis
Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.

Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."

Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."

" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
5. bust a sag
To wear one's trousers around the hips instead of the waist, thus exposing the top of the underwear. Often the pants will be purposely baggy and oversize to accomplish the "sag." Common in urban and hip hop culture in the late 90s.

A frequently told urban legend purports that the style originated in correctional facilities where males that were amenable to being approached for anal sex would wear their pants in this fashion.
If my daughter brings home a boyfriend that's busting a sag, I swear to god I will nail-gun his pants to his hips.
by Plebescite Nov 22, 2003 add a video
6. I WILL BUST YOU
I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST CUZ IM GONNA RAM THROUGH YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!

-Ahhhhhnold Schwarzenegger

Said to anybody stupid enough to mess with you while on an acid trip, in a shitty mood, or they are just say something really gay.
"You have have schmegma stains on your pants!"
"It's fucking mayonnaise you fuck-mook!"
"I don't think so..."
"Enough! I WILL BUST YOU!"
by JC May 29, 2004 add a video
7. skeet skeet
When you see someone you really like and you get so hard, that you just skeet in your draws.
This girl was so bangin' yo, and then, I skeet skeet in my pants
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