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A person whose education surpasses their intelligence. Our intellectual president has a master's of business administration.
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| 16. | Oteegee | ||
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Oh - TEE - gee.
Stands for off the grid which essentially stands for phenomenally creative and unique - beyond comparison. Oteegee is a noun. It is that which is possessed by a person who is off-the-grid creative and transcends the norm. It is unmistakable when someone has oteegee, yet it is elusive. It is a combination of power, charisma, intelligence, and the ability to harness them and use them for a worthy cause. When we talk hockey, only one man has the oteegee to be crowned king; and that, my friends, is Wayne Gretsky.
Steve Jobs' never-quit approach keeps proving to us he's got the oteegee it takes to not only change his business, but change the world. |
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| 17. | College Confidential | ||
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Ditto to the #1 definition. It's a crappy site where nerds gather to brag, rave about how snitching is cool, and speak out against Affirmative Action because they think it's an easy way out for the colored people that them and their fagget ancestors put through the worst 200 years of their history.
Them: Your 4.0 GPA, 6.0 Weighted, 20 AP classes, etc. etc. will never amount to anything. You have to LOVE learning. You have to snitch on everyone that cheats, because it'll kill the grade curve! Nevermind that in my real life, I'm the biggest nerd that's ever had the misfortune of living. I'm cool here on College Confidential, because every other nerd that thinks snitching is cool and the only way to go also comes on this site! So ha!
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Me: Uhh, okay... Ooo, ooo, I have another one! Them (#1): OMG! This kid cheated in my Calculus class today! He had all the formulas preprogrammed on his TI-89 (I know everything about calculators because I'm so cool!). He got a perfect score on the test so now there's no curve... What should I do!?! Them (#2): Dude, totally snitch on that kid! I can't believe he'd do such a thing! (little do I know that I'm just a snooty little cracker rich kid, and that I'd be lynched by those 'niggers' for snitching on them if I ever attended a public school) Me: Get a life, seriously... You'd have the living shit beaten out of you if you snitched on someone over here. In fact, I'd probably be the ones beating you senseless and then running over to your house to have my way with your mom. Them (#3): OMG! I can't believe you'd condone cheating. That's the worst thing in the world! Nevermind world hunger, global war, the thousands that die and nobody ever hears about, or the fagget president me and my cracker presidents put in FOR TWO FUCKIN... |
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| 18. | brainwidth | ||
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Brainwidth has acquired a recent definition in corporate business practice. The term is used to connote capacity, manpower, energy or time (or any combination of these) in relation to the ability to perform a task.
1. The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a brain, especially an assigned range of frequencies. 2. The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time. "She drank too much last night and her brainwidth is on analog dial-up speed."
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| 19. | Brainwidth | ||
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Brainwidth has acquired a recent definition in corporate business practice. The term is used to connote capacity, manpower, energy or time (or any combination of these) in relation to the ability to perform a task.
1. The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a brain, especially an assigned brain waves. 2. The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time. "She drank too much last night and her brainwidth is on analog dial-up speed."
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| 20. | Bell honeybun | ||
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This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's standing over her.
The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening. If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson. Clarence couldn't help it, nor did he realize, he had just successfully performed the Bell honeybun.
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| 21. | Scrambler | ||
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to scrambler passed: scramblered future: will scrambler To have someone who is brilliant, courtly, and English use their charm to befriend you, intelligence to bamboozle you, then cut a side business deal behind your back. When you discover this side deal they cry and promise never to do it again. Those who scrambler others often hang around expensive restaurants ordering three entrées at a time others dime. Many people have been scrambled in the oil patch. People scrambler friends often because of greed, fear or desperation. I’m down a million bonez ‘cuz I got scramblerd by Bruce
Make sure yo contract be iron-tiz-ite or you gets scramblered! I didn’t get farked, I got scramblered. I’m still gana beat his arse. My coke runner scramblered me ‘cause he is debt to his bookie |
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