Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."
Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."
Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."
Bob: "You know what they need to do?"
Carl: "What's that sir?"
Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."
Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."
Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."
Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."