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really funny phrases taken from dubya's speeches
a couple of bushism's

We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad.

Wow, Brazil is big.

We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job

But let me say something: the United States government has an obligation to protect the American people. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way
I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) INTERNETS that we're going to have a draft

I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case
by amitima August 23, 2006
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Number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, and other grammatical mistakes that have been made during the presidency of both George Bush and his son, George W. Bush.
Did you recognize the bushism in the retard's speech?

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
"Nigeria is an important continent."
"You're working hard to put food on your family."
"Africa is a nation that suffers terrible disease."
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."
"They misunderestimated ..."
There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: fool me once, shame on ... (long pause) shame on you? (long pause) Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
by RT62690 August 13, 2007
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The absolute bastardization and complete nonsense of verbal communication of the English Language by the 43rd President of the United States of America, George (Dubya) Bush.
Fresh Bushism : "There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world."

Dubya predicts the future in the past tense, Camp Arifjan, Kuwait, Jan. 12, 2008
by Nothing01 March 05, 2008
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I could write a book on this one, and it would be a big as The Bible. What can I say? Most powerful Nation, Biggest Shit-for-brains as Leader...
Bushism examples:

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."

"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."

I COULD GO ON FOREVER....
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
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Hysterical misstatements from George W Bush. About the only good thing that's come from his presidency is all the jokes about him.
"I believe that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
"She's a West Texas girl, just like me."
"More and more of our imports come from other countries."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"I understand small businesses. I was one."
by Kucitizen June 23, 2004
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1.) Words or phrases used by President George Bush that are often parodied and made fun of by people all over the world. these are most often used by comedians Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, John Stewart and Steve Colbert on their Comedy Central shows.
2.) Any collaboration of words that sound like the moronic and simply dumb things that George Bush says on a regular basis.
Joey: "We went to fight the Iraqis 'cause they dress funny. Anybody who wears a shirt wrapped around their head must be a terrorist!!"
Chris: "Dude, are you serious?!!"
Joey: "Na man, I was just working on my Bush impression. Them Bushisms are fuuuuunnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!"
by WONDEROO!! July 10, 2008
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n.
A grammatically atrocious bastardization of the English language as delivered by our 43rd President.
"They misunderestimated me."
—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
by Demerzel March 18, 2003
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