The female equivalent of a bushfire is a swampfire.
Yeah Andrew tried to do a Bushfire too, he burnt himself and now he's got blisters
I could never do a bushfire - I'm too hairy and the house would catch on fire
girl " nooo!
guy " its not haram its halal"
girl "ok then"
dad "where are you going"
girl "i dont know daddy, i cant see. i have bush fire!"