1)Lifeless zombies who are in the state of either debt, doubt, or high blood pressure that drive buses. Occassionally you will come across a hybrid, one who's mother cross breeded with a human.
2)Dog's encapsulated in obese human costumes, that drive buses, and never stop nagging for food.
1)"Dude, C'mon, the busdrivers gonna get his blood pressure checked again."
2)"I still don't under stand how the busdriver can still afford all of the fritolays chips."
3)"Good thing the busdriver can't fit through the isle way."
4)"Tony, did you bring any dog treats in your backpack today. The busdriver is barking again"
5)"Yes! Our substitute busdriver can't see over his stomach!"
Go listen to Imaginary Places from the Tony Hawk Underground game, you'll see
While having sex doggy style, the left thumb is inserted into the recieveer's rectum and turned from side to side essentially driving the bus. The right hand reaches around and squeezes the right breast honking the horn to alert patrons the bus is coming. Don't forget to wave to the people waiting for the bus.
It was a really successful date until I tried to give her the bus driver. Guess I'll be walking from now on.
An individual who drives passengers to and from school but unfortunately does not receive any reimbursemnt from said "passengers". This individual receives much grief from his peers due to his countless hours of time wasted driving the bus without anything to show for it. Weapon of choice is usually a green Jeep Wrangler bearing the plates DRDLAX.
"L and J throw me a freckin bone here" said the angry Bus Driver
1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
When someone makes a jerking/shaking motion with a semi closed hand as if giving a hand job in between another person's legs without them knowing from behind.
I gave Zack a Bus Driver and he didn't even see it coming.
The act of delivering an epic uppercut to an unexpecting female adversary.
The girl on the cleaveland bus got Bus Drivered
someone who takes someone else to school, literally or figuratively
DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!