2)Dog's encapsulated in obese human costumes, that drive buses, and never stop nagging for food.
2)"I still don't under stand how the busdriver can still afford all of the fritolays chips."
3)"Good thing the busdriver can't fit through the isle way."
4)"Tony, did you bring any dog treats in your backpack today. The busdriver is barking again"
5)"Yes! Our substitute busdriver can't see over his stomach!"
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"