A religious Figure emerging in the late 1980's came to public view in the early 2000's many notable feats making him well known through out his native pacific northwest and quickly gaining a small following. law enforcement have yet to make any sort of move because Todd Gibbs has not committed any illegal activities.
many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.
while no one is sure of exactly what Todd Gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman penis have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
This Song can often be heard in Todd Gibb's Presence
Praise Todd, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Because He rocks the Most. Amen.
Todd Gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.
Todd Gibbs had sex with three women at once. when he was 9
when Todd Gibbs goes Camping He purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
1. Used to describe something that was done in a way that could not be succeeded even after the views of many people pointing to a successor.
2. Used to describe something that is so far beyond perfect that no other word, made up or not, could describe the ultimate pleasure of having such a thing in one's life.
1. "Wow...this Slayer CD is amazing. The lyrics--the way the songs flow, and how every part makes sense, and is there for a reason, unlike St. Anger--this CD is just about perfect...maybe even FLACtastic..."
2. "Mom! I'm going out to catch the bus!"
"Okay, dear! Have a good day at school! While you're gone, I'm going to have a near-FLACtastic time with your husband!"
3. "DUDE! I got this amazing game for the Wii! You're not going to believe it!"
"Really? That's a kickass game you have. What did those professional game reviewers rate it?"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD. I MUST PLAY THAT GAME NOW. If such a game is really FLACtastic, there's no way I could feel a more negative emotion toward it than a lossless, endless worship!"
lil wayne - 1. whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of bitch voice syndrome known to man.
its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!
(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
A somewhat derogatory name for someone who can see well, used by blind people. This term implies that the person so named takes his vision, and the activities that it enables him to do, for granted.more...
A sightling thinks nothing of hopping in his car on a Saturday morning and taking a quick trip to the grocery store to buy some milk. The same task, for a blind person, takes at least a day of advanced planning, and possibly involves a long bus ride, hours of waiting, or a large cab fair.
A sightling thinks nothing of jogging across the middle of a street during a lull in traffic to get to the Wallgreens on the other side. A blind person must wait at the intersection, listening for a favorable traffic flow pattern for him to cross. This waiting and listening may take as long as an hour at a single corner, and may involve several light cycles before paralell traffic is heavy enough to ensure the person safe passage.
A sightling can drive less than two minutes to a salon or barber shop for a haircut. A blind person, assuming they know the location of a salon or barber shop, must hike the three miles to get their.
A sightling can drive his car to pick up a bag of dog food for his lazy, overfed, understimulated dog. A blind person must walk a mile to the pet store, and pick up a 10 kg bag of dog food, and carry it back to his house for his hard working dog guide, which he couldn't take along to the pet store because he couldn't carry the food in one hand and handle th...
|19.||Surface Warfare Officer|
Easily the largest community of officers in the United States Navy, SWOs drive ships, launch missiles, oversee safety procedures, control the public affairs outlook of ships, plan tactics, conduct safety inspections, make sure the engines are running smoothly, stand watches, maintain weapons caches, ensure smooth power flow, throw everyone around them under a bus so they can sleep and/or get promoted, cry nonstop, attempt to commit suicide but fail because they have absolutely no energy, and much more. Basically, they do everything on a ship with the notable exceptions of: sleep, have free time, and enjoy their life.
Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.
Navy Pilot: Hey guys, wanna go to a bar after work?
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)
Perfect union of one's travel with the flow of Chicago's transportation system; The unusual experience of having a train, bus, etc. magically appear at the exact time and place you need it, without any forethought.
The experience often instills calmness and even a little joy.
Jenny: "Dude, I walked up to the Belmont platform and the Purple Line express just happened to be there at that very moment. I sailed all the way to Evanston. It was SynchroCTA.
Jim: "Dude, I walked up to the Belmont platform and the Purple Line express just happened to be there at that very moment. I sailed all the way to Evanston.
John: It was SynchroCTA.
Generic London Black Guy
A typical black person who can be found in the London area, can usually be seen on You Tube rap videos pretending to sell drugs. Can also found in loitering in university libraries making excessive noise and attracting attention. This behavior can also be displayed on public transport by playing distasteful music while lying to their friends about how much money they make.
Distinctive characteristics include; fake designer belts these are often mis-worn around neck & other body parts, bad use of the English language, even though England is their country of origin, fake designer sunglasses are also part of the uniform which they find intimidating.
"GLBG riding a bus home after a throughly unproductive day 'studying' at one of Britians worst educational institutions. He wares his fake Louis Vuiton belt as a necklace, he has his Blackberry phone in one hand, in the other his iPhone on which he is engaged in a very loud conversation.
"yeeeah FAM lke I woz saying yeh.
Manz made lke ten bagz on dis AC ting last week
obviouslllyy yeh manz got 2 go south shoot dis little
music ting, got dat covass ready and couple yatz
are gunna come tru on da ting stilll
But manz gotta go yard first borrow a hot score off my
mums for cab cause manz gotta little cash flow problem
right now ya get ME?