bus
noun
1: A large vehicle for public tranportation-- capable of sitting 50-150 persons.

<i> Get on the short bus</i>
short bus1: US, 1980s-- a bus fitted with handicapped ramps, elvators, and special seats.
short bus 2: A place for retarded persons, those mentally challenged. A ride for social rejects. "Get on the short bus, you idiot."

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ADJECTIVE:
Bus
1: The clear a table. To bus a table.
busserbusboy: The server's assistant is a busser.
The busboy liked to play with the spent bones of the rich people. He could cuddle the rib bones, fondle the chicken cages and pretend that he knew his customers by the attention they gave to their food.
by Nco November 23, 2003
bus
Okay, so Top 10 Reasons Why Taking the Bus Rocks:

Firstly, you don't have to wear a seatbelt. Anyone who says they like wearing seatbelts is gay. And a liar.

Secondly, the people are really weird. Like ther's one guy I used to see EVERYWHERE who's all normal and shit, except that he wears skirts. Not kilts. Skirts. What this means is that you can be as strange and obnoxious as possible and no will say anything. In fact, they will do their best to ignore you.

Thirdly, if you wear sunglasses and look around and write things down, people look at you funny or hid their face and give you more to write about.

Fourthly, you can be as high or as drunk as you want and still get to where you want to go with the added bonus of not having to give a stilted-English speaking cabi directions while slurring.

Fifthly, it's cheap, and you don't have to pay for gas or insurance or maintenance of any kind.

Sixthly, if bus drivers are friendly they make your day and if they're jerkfaces they give you a good story to tell.

Seventhly, you get to listen to other people's conversations and know about intimate things in their lives, like how their job sucks (which, by the way, is pretty obvious if they're riding a bus).

Eightly, if you're young, you get motivated to succeed so you don't get stuck riding the bus forever. And if you're old, you get to look at other people who failed and feel better about yourself.

Ninthly, there's fun graffitti around to entertain you.

And tenthly, there are always hilarious fashion blunders on fake blonde twelve year olds with blue eyeliner from Orleans who think they're hot shit, like wearing Stitches sky-blue half-bleached jeans with a pink belly shirt.

So ya, s'il vous plais ne plaindre pas.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?"
But answer came there none -
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
by streets November 21, 2004
Bus
A girl that has been with so many guys, that seemingly any man can get a ride.
Hey man, its your turn for a ride on the bus
by Mike Clayton February 10, 2007
bus
1/ The worst way of getting a murdered corpse to its dump site.

2/ a long car
"dude lets not take the bus this corspe aint getting any fresher"
by Phil k May 03, 2005
Bus
A slang term for ambulance
Yeah, we threw his ass in the back of the buss and hauled ass to the Hospital
by Ali T April 27, 2003
bus
A slang term used to describe a woman or girl who is rotund, fat, large, and who gets around alot. 'Public transportation' for everyone. 'A big lady who get ridden for a cheap price'
"Your mom is a bus"
"Everyone rides her for one buck"
by V69er/GMoney69er October 24, 2006
bus
3) Footballer Jerome Bettis (wit the Pittsburgh Steelers at the time of this writing)
And here comes The Bus plowing through the defensive line. . .
by Jiggy-Fly December 22, 2003
bus
a vehicle for chavs to make their name in the world, by vandalising it in some way
look at ma bus, its mine that, it has ma name on it
by Jay Zee February 09, 2005

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