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Berwickshire High School 

High school based in the town of Duns in the Scottish Borders. Shortened down to BHS. Has four inter school houses - Scott, Home, Douglas and Clark.

It has around 800 students, social breakdown:

- Chavs, most who go to the Borders College to study hairdressing or beauty therapy. Usually are texting other chavs while supposed to be revising for Access 3 maths.

- Dingers, native people from Duns which most are related and think themselves superior to other people. Will never leave Duns and will work there until they die.

- Wannabes, the people that desperately want to be liked. Usually ones that are picked on. Can be easily identified by their fashion which is 'trying to be cool' but is always cringe worthy.

- Barbies and kens, AKA plastics. Play hockey and rugby every week to make them feel they are top of the social hierarchy. Make up, hair gel and adapting uniform to make it as slutty as possible is their goal in life. Ridiculously stupid rich kids.

- Geeks, often people who took Higher Music in 4th year. Split into the ‘nice ones' and twats'. The nice ones are genuinely lovely, popular people. The 'twats' are snobby, rude and arrogant and see them selves above all students and teachers.

- Decent people, belong to everyone and are not classified in one clique. Are the favorites of the year who are often a person who speaks to everyone and is just incredibly normal.
Student one - "Yeah I used to go to the Berwickshire High School"
Student two - "Bloody hell, you a dinger then?"
Student one - "Fuck off am I hell!"
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Ricky Berwick 

God reborn in his true form. If you look up Ricky Berwick on Google, you will find his YouTube Channel. The moment you press the enter key to search for Ricky Berwick, your dick will grow 2 inches and become extremely erect. It will rip through your pants. If you're not wearing pants, it will rip through your table. If you're a chick, you will grow a massive horse cock upon searching his name. If a guy and a girl search up Ricky Berwick within 1 minute of each other, then they will be transported to Ricky Berwick's sex dungeon. They will then mate with the Girl fucking the guy. She puts her giant horse cock inside the hole of the man, the man only feeling slight pain. Once the horse cock is fully inserted inside the man's dick, the girl grows a handle out of her mouth and the guy pulls it. The girl then says "Ricky in your clitty" and the man grows a clit on his stomach. Then, the girl pulls her giant horse cock out of his dick hole, and the Ricky Berwick pops out of the man's new-formed clit. He jumps out and proceeds to fuck them both. He then rips their tongues out of their mouths and shoves them inside of his extremely large cock for safekeeping. Ricky then looks into the camera and says "Kachow!" and leaves the sex slaves to become part of his floor. Anybody who does this will never leave the same, as they end up dying a slow and painful death, but finish off with a giant orgasm. Their souls will leave their bodies and they will be reborn as dildos and lube.
Guy: "Hey, look up Ricky Berwick on your phone."
Girl: "Okay."
*Gets Transported to Ricky's Sex Dungeon*
"Well Fuck"
Ricky Berwick by Just Another Memer November 28, 2017

Burwinkeled 

V.

1. When someone asks you to step out of a photo with them implying insult from the burwinkeler.
2. To be factually corrected, similar to being "lawyered" as made famous by the popular sitcom "How I Met your Mother".

3. Subtle, sometimes passive aggressive insult.
Ex: Hey guys can I get a photo of you two(negating others present or already framed in the shot)? "Dude, you just got burwinkeled!"
Burwinkeled by Natou Shabi January 20, 2014
To blatantly steal an idea from someone else.
That tool totally burwinkled my design man.
burwinkle by popskull September 3, 2005
Afro-American pronunciation of "Buick", as in the automobile. Pronounced: byew-rick.
Git yo Ho-ass of my Burick!
burick by Pygmon October 30, 2003

Ricky Berwick 

A very intelligent man with limitless capabilitys he is also know for cleaning his ears while orgasming and giving females a giant horses cock
Ricky Berwick by Cuntbag nigga December 18, 2018
a 1337 pwn3r capable of unleashing the virtual apocolypse after getting a 10000000000000000 killstreak in 12 minutes while blindfolded.
"mind Explodes"

Bruwick47 just happend
bruwick47 by bruwick47 December 3, 2009