A gaylord thats had to much ass action, so much that his asshole looks like a burrito, possibly he needs to wear a jam rag to hold his dinner in!!
by urgeiton January 13, 2004
someone whose ass smells like a buritto because they ate too many the previous night and now have burrito smelling farts
by elvisrocks321 July 11, 2009
When u wedge a cork deep inside your inner asshole and eat nothing but Taco Bell for 2 weeks straight. At the end of 2 weeks the pressure inside your asshole would be so large that the cork wiggles itself free and sprays your feces up to 10 yards away.
by Dick waddler February 26, 2016
the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.
by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010
when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.
Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.
by chimericfalcon September 2, 2010
A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".
She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.
by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010
POOP!
by heavy_debbie@hotmail.com October 16, 2010